|Fact: this not-actually-pregnant model hiked her designer maternity jeans up between every frame.|
I figure my options to solve the problem of ever sagging pants are as follows:
I actually figure out where to get real pants tabs and sew them on by hand. I'm exhausted just thinking about this but it might be the only way.
Don't solve the problem. There's nothing wrong with low-riding the crotch of your pants at mid-thigh. (To answer your question, yes, I am wearing the correct size pants.)
Use giant diaper pins to cinch the small amount of fabric that needs cinching. Do they even sell these now? Will I get stabbed twice a day? (This was my supervisor's suggestion. He has been dragged into the issue against his will. I feel he has an inherent interest in my pants staying on at the office.)
Suspenders. See boob issue and general fashion concerns.
Dapper Snappers. These are super awkward, bulky and of questionable value. I would squeal with delight if any of you have actually used these. Clips are available for pants without belt loops (98% of maternity pants).