More WTF. The Fat Lady's Warm-Up.

Dear WebMD,

 

What does it mean when your pregnancy tests look like this...

 

 

And your trips to the bathroom more like this...

 

(I exaggerate a bit.)

And your uterus is tied in knots...

 

 

 

Ah yes. That's what I thought.

 

My HCG levels are still going up. I can tell because the lines on the tests are getting progressively darker. Seemingly in direct correlation, my underwear are getting progressively more frightening. So this if fun. Fat Lady, your warm up is kinda fucked up.